January 13- There is not much time to tell this story

There is not much time to tell this story, but then it is not a story where much ever happened. When God made time He made it too soon, and discovered that He no longer had time with which to fill in the universe. So instead of putting in stories, as He had intended, He made it so our lives would just happen in a random way, but forgot to remove the parts of our minds that looked for the stories and doomed us all to look for them. When we couldn't find any we began to make up our own, and that is why there is not much time to tell this story, as we are too busy telling ourselves lies because of it.